the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut
My baby cousin used to pronounce the word “puppies” as “poopies”. Everyone thought it was adorable until he started saying things like: “Look at all my poopies!”, “I love poopies!”, and “I want to touch all my little poopies.”
He wanted to touch all his little poopies.
He wanted to TOUCH all his little POOPIES…
We made sure he never called puppies “poopies” ever again.